sex-with-cats: has a Bad Thing happened to u???? here is tip: if u pretend it didn’t, you don’t have to feel Bad
Last night my roommates bought me a Fourloko as a late bday present and I burned my hand very badly on an Elton John scented candle
Things my money goes towards: rent, transportation, disgusting Chinese food
lil trinkets and souvenirs
motherhonker: Do you like anal? (´･ω･`)
sex-with-cats: “quit being gay” i whisper to myself, but i don’t. i don’t quit being gay.
blackpoquedown replied to your post: im still in bed it’s ok tomorrow is my birthday… should we take u 2 da home i need a team of ppl to take care of me for the rest of my days. feed me, bath me, clothe me, give me my pills.
im still in bed it’s ok tomorrow is my birthday and i am elderly
I’ve been paid to drink mimosas all day. I pet 3 dogs today.
sex-with-cats replied to your post: A BURNESE MOUNTAIN DOG JUST CAME IN AND BY THAT I… did u kno they only live an average of 6 years bc they all died during some world war and a guy revived them through loads of inbreeding this is the worst thing I hav ever read these dogs are beautiful majestic beings but i guess it’s only fitting they are on this earth for such a short time...
A BURNESE MOUNTAIN DOG JUST CAME IN AND BY THAT I MEAN HE PULLED HIS OWNER DIRECTLY INTO TH STORE WHILE LOOKING RIGHT AT ME AND THEN CAME STRAIGHT UP TO ME. EVEN WHEN SOME OTHR BRO TRIED TO PET HIM HE LOOKED BAKC AT ME EITHER I HAVE A DOG AURA ABOUT ME OR I AM ABOUT TO DIE THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
Preetom says the only reason I got my job is because I give off the look and mannerisms of a lesbian and when they find out Im not I’m gonna get fired
dicks are seriously the greatest things. i am very happy to now work in a neighborhood filled to the brim with phallic imagery. <3dicks<3
does anyone seriously find drake physically attractive
outside birds need to stay still and not fly away when i try to get close to them
piss-piss-piss replied to your post: Working in the Castro is awesome because it is a… woah, that’s why working in fairmount is the best thing for me! seriously, all those things! what is your job???? I sell candles and home fragrance :)
Working in the Castro is awesome because it is a clean, safe neighborhood, and the demographic I tend to get along with the best is rich, middle-aged gay men.
I turn 24 in a week and I am pretty depressed
preetom’s jacket has fur lining on the hood and it is size xxl because it is actually made to be warn by husky little girls
I hate it when preetom falls asleep with his poofy jacket on because it is loud also it is like trying to spoon someone twice his actual size
fussybabybitch: rapper headcanon lil wayne is pansexual
cathy got her period
svartdod: teh two wors t things in the world besides Israel is justin bieber and drake but i like some of their songs same
my phone keeps correcting cosplay to coldplay
i might haqve to go back to arizona for a while due to no job, hopefully i will die in an accident before this happens
borkinman: Poor Bernie mac Died before he was dead Old man bernie mac rest your baby head (in sweet heaven)
a very profitable start-up has a picture I took on their site without credit or any permission. normally i wouldn’t gaf but i only have $17 in my back account right now and so i am sad and mad
someone who still listens to and genuinely enjoys the music of The Hives in 2012 (it’s me)
biggulpgurl: im fat but not in an attractive way