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The flight was really cheap because I used that airline that only serves birthday cake for meals. Everybody got sick. An old guy died. They don’t allow beverages of any kind. The heater is on full blast and you can’t turn it off. All of the seats are see-through so everybody can see how sweaty your back is. One of the windows was open. You can’t bring any luggage, but it only cost eighty dollars.
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what has OBAMA done about small dicks in america?
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
if your so sick of having a small dick, why dont u try working hard and getting a bigger one >.< oh wait, that would require not mooching off the government to sustain your tiny penis, wouldn’t it….
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arozona
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